yet another non-brunette nor redhead joke

A neither brunette nor redhead complains to her friend: "I don't know why people think escalators are a time-saver. It took me forever to get to the second floor."
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huh??

Why is it a bad thing to text while driving, yet it's OK to bang an address into ones car's navigation system?
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acts of God

My homeowners' insurance policy says it doesn't cover "acts of God."

But what if you're an atheist?
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a sad day

If you like little kids and puppies, then don't read this article.

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a million years

"I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years!"

How often have you heard that as a response to a query you've posed? Here's how I'm going to respond next time someone says that:

"Well, DUH! It's not like you're gonna live to be a million years old! Besides, after a million years, who's likely to remember the question??"

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12 "for," 11 "against," teens abstain

Panel votes to restore abstinence education money
The Associated Press
Tuesday, September 29, 2009; 11:31 PM

WASHINGTON -- A Senate committee voted Tuesday night to restore $50 million a year in federal funding for abstinence-only education that President Barack Obama has pushed to eliminate.

Well, if there is anything good to come out of this, it's that the move will result in more taxpayers to help defray the $50M costs.

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rest room? I don't think so.

Please read my article, Worst Men's Room I've ever had the Pleasure to Visit, for a firsthand look at what restaurants are passing off as a customer courtesy these days.

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more dating advice

Here's some dating advice from one of my single buddies, learned the hard way - once again.

After first meeting a new girl, under no circumstances, no matter how much it may seem to apply, are you to say, "That's cool! Is that your stripper name?"

Deal killer, right there, let me tell ya.

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the new GM

"Good news, sweetie!" the mother began, "The all new, Gov't run General Motors will be trying to get younger buyers such as yourself into their nearest showrooms!"

Bad news, however, is that the nearest showroom will be 250 miles away.

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07/08/09

Read here for a bit of insight into a rare phenomenon on the occasion of 07/08/09.

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